AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

My job is NOT to make sure you have a nice day.

This sandwich doesn’t have turkey in it!!!!

Oh my brother, TESTIFY!

End him slow.

There are no winners in war, there are only losers ... and the UNDISPUTED.

Crap’s about to hit the fan.

Ethan, put on some clothes.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!! BLOODY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS!!!!

 If TWU upgrades the wifi right after I graduate, then I just might have to come back and riot.

 SEND HOOK!

There’s a Will in my way.

A disappointing number of Declassifieds in the last issue. I gotta lock in and get those numbers up.

 Psspsspsspss.

Australians don’t wear shoes?

Brea Lance is the GOAT.

Actually 🤓☝️ the most cursed bathroom location is the downstairs RNT girls bathroom.

STAN TRIPLES ❤️

Curious about improv comedy? Come to 7:07-ish Improv workshops! Every Monday at 9 p.m. in RNT 237! Through fun and accessible games, we’ll explore creativity, connection and comedy—all in a judgement-free zone. (Also we have free snacks.)