I think my boyfriend is gonna propose soon.

IMPROV SHOW NOV 28 AT 7:07 P.M. IN DEVRIES AUDITORIUM!!!

To the guy who walks around in that witch hat and cape the entire month of October, respect.

Stream “the cost (given for us)” by HOMECOMING.

 I hate lip piercings.

 It’s a Phoebe Bridgers autumn.

Walking to Marlie is probably the hardest and longest walk I have ever had to suffer. 

 Can we normalize holding the door open for people more often?

A group of university students was assigned a crapload of homework. This is how their will to continue shuts down.

I like pie.

Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye

Forgive me if I hesitate.

Ah (bleep), here we go again.

This university should sell bubble tea.

Can someone please tell me why meal plans cost six million billion trillion dollars. 

Oh friend of mine, with shears in hand,

You’re leaving me for promised land.

The halls of hair will steal your days,

And I will cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry. 

Would you rather drive a purple cybertruck or a zebra striped smart car? 

I LOVE Professor Morrissey. 

I love pickles.

Blink twice if you think I should drop out.

My earlobes really hurt because when I was walking to the supermarket, a cough drop fell in my button. Now I’m allergic to medicine cabinets.

Since the moment I first laid eyes on you, I knew you were meant to be mine. How can I live if not with you as my better half? I love you, now and forever. You know who you are, fulfill what was meant to be.

Sometimes she is sweet. Sometimes she is sour. I like her textured skin and the way she makes me feel. This is not a girl but a pickle.

Andrew Garfield is the best all around Spiderman and I don’t care what you have to say.

Why are all the CAs the most attractive people alive for some reason?

Can’t I just be friends with people of the opposite gender on this campus. PLEASE

You know what they say, don’t hold your basket too high or all your eggs will fall out!!!