It should have been ME!

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!

Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready... it’s FINALS ANXIETY TIME!!!!

You think you know me? You never did... and you never will.

Oh, you didn’t know?

Say his name and he appears…

YOWIE WOWIE!

Confession: I hate Christmas.

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Anyone notice how the Sodexo workers always put the food directly in the middle of your plate? Like c’mon, I need to save space, those plates aren’t that big.

The bell tower is one minute fast. You will now never not notice this.

So what are you actually supposed to do the next time you see someone after you’ve kissed???

To the person who said “To the guy who walks around in that witch hat and cape the entire month of October, respect” in the Declassified section of Mars’ Hill, thank you and I respect you too! Also, how are you? Christmas and New Year is coming soon; I wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!