Man, I beat him so bad, he’s TWEETING now.

You are, you are BANNED FROM DIVING!

Let me talk to ya!

Why is there lava in midair?

You literally don’t even deserve egg anymore.

I showed my boyfriend an episode of H2O: Just Add Water last weekend. He was not as excited about it as I was.

I’ll throw a fireball at your face because I'm a freakin’ WIZARD!

You’re a wizard Harry.

Line ‘em up... SEND IT!!!!!!!!!!

Mom, can you come pick me up? I’m scared.

I’m gonna pop some tags.

kiss marry kill: kit kat, smarties, coffee crisp

Today we met the shoulder chihuahua man.

SHOCK THE SYSTEM

They want unsanctioned? I am UNSANCTIONABLE!

I served hard time and I survived.

Yeyeyeyeyeyeyeye