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4th FLOOR DEVRIES LAUNCHES HUNT FOR THE TWU SWAMP GUPPY
Andrew Orr
Something is lurking in the waters of Trinity Western University.
Known only as the TWU Swamp Guppy, the mysterious figure first appeared swimming in the lake at the front of campus wearing a fish mask. Footage of the sighting was posted to Instagram, and the account quickly gained attention across campus.
Naturally, this raised a serious question...
Who is the Swamp Guppy?
As residents of 4th Floor DeVries, we decided somebody had to investigate. And apparently, that somebody was us.
Our team launched an official Swamp Guppy hunt, searching the lake and surrounding territory for any sign of the creature. The goal was simple: locate, identify, and if possible, catch the Guppy.
Our first major operation appeared promising.
A suspicious figure was spotted near the water. The team moved in. After intense pursuit, we successfully intercepted our suspect.
There was only one problem. It was a weird man.
The fisherman was released, and the Swamp Guppy remained at large.
Despite this early investigative setback, 4th Floor DeVries has not abandoned the case. The Guppy has already demonstrated an ability to appear without warning, disappear into the waters, and generate curiosity across TWU.
We believe another sighting is only a matter of time.
Until then, students are encouraged to remain alert around the lake. Any suspicious splashing, gulping sounds, or unusually amphibious behaviour should be treated seriously.
The identity of the Swamp Guppy remains unknown.
But 4th Floor DeVries won’t rest until the Swamp Guppy is found.