Please don’t tell anyone how I live.

It’s March, you know what that means.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

EXCUSE ME!!!!

This is what you call . . . A PARADIGM SHIFT

See? I just kicked STAN!

What are you doing in my room? I SAID WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!!!!

Stop falling in the DEATH WATER.

Aeiou

OH WENDY!!!!!!

This is madness. THIS IS SPARTA.

ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

If you ever want to get a guy talking ask him his dream car

 rip Poopa Stinka 🐞

Hydration galore ;)

“Nothing is more sexy than seeing my wife preach in the pulpit”

- Some TWU prof

Just ask her out bro

Can we normalize people admitting they like us than just being friends and acting really weird?

“Submit a declassified right now”

- Julia Jordan

Is that an earthquake? No, it’s just the train.

WHY WOULD YOU PLAY GAMES WITH ME?!

Yes baby yes

Slay baby slay

DEBT!

pineapple on pizza is cruel

Sharlotte Neilson is the best volleyball player in the world

Sofia is sooooooooooooooooooooo cool!